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KirstyB!

Vegan, lesbian, drums, Ecology and Conservation Management Undergrad! 'Play my little part in something big.' <3 creeper(s) creepin'
Apr 15 '14
"You’re the best shag in the world. Honestly."
I can deal with that
Tags: winning
Apr 10 '14
alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

Apr 10 '14
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

Apr 10 '14

(Source: lilphucker)

Apr 10 '14

Urgent security update

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Apr 10 '14

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

image

Apr 10 '14

These glow-in-the-dark condoms do no such thing.

False advertising.

Apr 10 '14

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

Apr 9 '14

carminamoderna:

The hedgehog is a small, pig-like creature covered in prickly spines. At sign of danger, it rolls up into an impenetrable ball. Most often the hedgehog is depicted in the act of gathering food for its young—they climb up onto grape vines, shaking the fruit to the ground. By rolling over the grapes on their backs, they spear the fruits so they may be carried home.

In Das Kochbuch des Meisters Eberhard, a 15th century German cookbook, it is claimed that ”The meat of a hedgehog is good for lepers. Those who dry its intestines and grind them to a powder and eat a little of that are made to piss, even if they can not do so otherwise.”

According to St Antony of Padua, the hedgehog represented an obstinate sinner covered in the pricks of his sins; if anyone should try to convince him of his sins, he rolls up, hiding from his faults. When the hedgehog is curled up, its head and mouth face toward the ground, just as the mind and words of a sinner are low when he seeks to excuse his wrong-doing. 

Apr 9 '14
uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

(Source: boypart)

Apr 9 '14
givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

Apr 9 '14
I'm Yellin Noot Noot

sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

Apr 9 '14
shlalice:

Chloe this will be you when you’re really old

shlalice:

Chloe this will be you when you’re really old

(Source: riannafinch)

Apr 9 '14

ytoob:

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

Apr 9 '14
kimhanley:

So I drove into the middle of nowhere tonight to see mars. Here it is. Mars! #mars

kimhanley:

So I drove into the middle of nowhere tonight to see mars. Here it is. Mars! #mars